Summer is hitting back! Are you feeling hotter and hotter? Blow are several little things to make you feel cool and comfortable in the hot weather!

Part 1

  • Ordering a cocktail without consulting the menu.

  • Taking a cafetiere into a meeting (and plunging it).

  • Withdrawing more than £100 at a cash machine.

  • Using a complicated sequence of keyboard shortcuts.

  • Being recognised by an attractive woman on the street in the company of your friends.

  • Potting two balls in a row during a game of pool, then asking for the chalk.

  • Pulling out a copy of the The Times on the tube while everyone else is scanning The Metro.

  • Popping to the garage for a pack of fags on your way to a party while wearing a tuxedo.

  • Answering any request from your boss with ‘I sent you that last week’.

  • Buying the non-sale item in a place with an end-of-season sale on.

  • Guiding a group of late night drinkers to the only dive still open with a nonchalant: ‘Follow me, I know a place’.

  • Transcending the drudgery of the supermarket shop by carefully selecting cheeses from the deli at the back.

  • Folding the pages of a newspaper with ninja-like speed and precision.

  • Passing through the gates of the tube without breaking your stride.

  • Cracking an egg with one hand.

  • Smoking a cigarette at any time between the hours of midnight and 4am.

  • Going behind a bar, even if you work there.

  • The moment of fame when your name is called out in a waiting room.

  • Strolling confidently away from a shop counter after handing over the exact change. No need to wait around – you know it’s right.


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